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Doctor, Why Can’t I Lose Weight?

December 28, 2014

Hello All. Yes, for all of my three readers out there, it has been a while since I last posted. The reason has been that I have been deep, deep, deep in the trenches, working on so many long suffering sufferers who seek me out for my special Kung-Fu style of Traditional Osteopathy. I am now surfacing to report to the world and to you specific sufferers my new discoveries of classes of people suffering. Stay tuned in the upcoming months as I will more frequently post specific problems hitherto brushed off and blown off by the conventional medicine doctors who blame the patients for their medical problems.

Today, I will introduce this brand new revolutionary concept of why, mostly young women (in their 20’s and early 30’s and especially, absolutely older women) are unable to lose weight, the conventional way, the way most normal people should lose weight, with slight modifications of their diet and lifestyle. For older women and mommies whose bodies don’t bounce back, a secondary question might be, “Doctor, why am I getting this cellulite?

I would first like to address you younger women. Diets do not work. You eat well and healthy. You do not eat junk food, but the numbers on the scale never come down. You exercise but you don’t like it. You do not get the exercise “high” of endorphins surging through your body that most other people do. Some of you may even have what we medical people call “co-morbid conditions.” Doctors of the CMS (conventional medical system) think these “co-morbid conditions” are incidental and should just be treated symptomatically with a pill or nutrition counseling. I have seen enough of you young women with bowel problems, mostly IBS, which causes the tendency towards diarrhea and cramping and a few of you with constipation. I would like you to defy the doctors of the CMS and consider the possibility that your inability to enjoy exercise, your inability to lose “weight” and respond normally to exercise and your bowel symptoms are all related to a singular cause Isn’t this a more elegant possibility?

I would like to keep you in suspense a little longer, and lead you to thinking like a detective with your body and your medical problems, so…let us ask a few more different questions.

What is this “weight” problem? Is it fat? Is it really cellulite? Is this “weight” problem a “genetic inhertance” that you can never outrun? never fight? that the answer is surgical?

The reason why nothing works is because…you are not…normal. I do not mean this to be cruel. I mean that your physiology has never been “right.” At some point in your early life, you can recall being happy, carefree with no body concerns and…normal,. Then one day you started to turn different, unaware, until it was too late..this slow insidious “weight” gain. This “weight” is really…water…simply…H2O…how did this happen…?

Those of you who have followed my posts may already know the answer. I love, love, love talking the mechanics of the human body and this insidious change in your body came about as a result of an old high velocity injury…most frequently a car accident when you were young and skeletally immature in your teens, but this also happens to patients in their 20’s and 30’s, in fact to any patient man or woman at any age…Let me explain…

Our bodies are 70% water, right? Are we one big giant sac? The answer is no. All this water is compartmentalized in different tissue spaces. When we experience a high velocity injury, our tissues are shocked. The water in those tissue compartments experience that force in that direction. For the rest of your life those tissue live in the memory of that trauma, they continue to live under the control of Newton’s First Law of Motion, regarding inertia. Any object in motion will tend to stay in motion, unless it is acted upon by an outside force, and that any object, not in motion can be impelled into motion by an outside force. The water molecules and all your tissues and every neuron in your brain were perfectly fine one day, then all of a sudden a car accident happened, the force of which propelled those compartmentalized molecules in a direction. You get out and everyone, including you, think that you are OK. My working theory is…you are not OK, and that you will never be OK unless someone else (a Traditional Osteopathic physician, like me) helps you. We cannot defy Newton’s First Law but we can certainly use Newton’s Third Law of Motion, the law of equal and opposites to prove to you the truth of the problems of your body. In summary, the car accident happened to your body (and caused all these physiologic derangements) and someone has to get it out.

Now, the question for me is how do I safely guide you to its proof, without endangering you? This will be a lengthy exposition with some precautions, so I will need to do it on another post…stay tuned.

Fast Crash the Flab

November 7, 2012

This post should properly be called Where Do Wrinkles Come From?  How I came to this conclusion has been a painful, personally tortuous path that has been exhilarating most times and on few occasions tossed me down to the depths of despair with some regret.  As with my patients whom I Fast Crashed, I would do it all again in a heartbeat.  I look good, I feel younger, other than the constipation and anal burning, I am addicted to my own program and will continue to do this more slowly…but if I do it slowly…i very likely will not crash at all…Oh what a nightmare…Having a nice muscular satisfying evacuation daily is so important to feeling good, there were a couple of times when I was jealous of my 4 year old when she tells me, “Look mommy, I made a great big nasty lizard poo-poo.”

It started at the beginning of this year.  My 2nd and last baby turned 2 years and I decided that it was time to take care of me.  In the last 4 years, I have had 2 babies.  Old skinny clothes went to the back of the closet, replaced by looser, bigger sweat pants and t-shirts.  I started seeing fine lines and wrinkles around my eyes.  I was loose and saggy and flabby.  I was going to reverse the damage done to my body by the 2 pregnancies.  You can read more about it here: http://doctorhoang.com/fastcrashtheflab.html 

I got so addicted from the changes i saw over the course of 3 months.  I am warmer, my metabolism is up, i a hungry all the time, my libido is up.  I should have been satisfied with the results and stopped. But I continue treating myself and slowly over the course of 2 weeks I start to get constipated.  One day I wake up, I’m trying to go and my anus burns!  Holy cow !  I treat myself.  Meanwhile after having completed 10 sessions of weight training, I sign up with a new personal trainer and he starts giving me exercises to strengthen my core.  Things really start to tighten up and…Holy shit! (excuse my French)…I can’t poop, I’m belching…but I look good…I feel good…my abs feel tight, my rib cage…feels smaller…I feel as toned as a 20 year old and the wrinkles… are gone.  I love it!  All without a chemical peel or plastic surgery…so what if the cost is a little constipation and anal burning…I am currently treating myself to cure the bothersome little side effect…I hope the wrinkles don’t come back…I don’t think they will…keep you posted…

ADDENDUM:  Doctor you cannot heal thyself.  Just like a lawyer who trys to defend himself has a fool for a client…I end up jacking my self so bad…I had to call a friend for help.   Needless to say, the nasty side effect is gone.  I am pooping again and I get to keep the taughtness and tension in the supportive connective tissues of my face…Would I do it all over again…yes, absolutely!

Embarassing Questions

July 3, 2010

All right ladies and gentlemen, come one, come all.  You are invited to ask your most embarassing questions.  Why this invitation?  This is a safe forum.  In my interactions with patients and parents sometimes, after the fact and much, much later, I find out things that had questions been asked earlier on, we could have addressed and resolved issues.  Why suffer unnecessarily?

As a pediatrician, I am talking about pooping and peeing (the kids giggle here) all the time.  I usually don’t give those words a second thought.  But then in adult company, I throw them around and then I am shocked and suprised at my own editing failures.  I know there are tens of hundreds of thousands who suffer but don’t know how to ask for help.  Should I bring them up in future posts?

OK.  Here are some sample topics that people would want addressed.

chronic constipation. hemorrhoids. bad breath.  lopsided boobies.  painful sex.  body odor. chronic farting (flatulence).  am i crazy?  does my baby’s penis look funny? people with a ‘lazy eye’  that were supposed to be ‘corrected’ but are not – how do you talk to them and where do you look?  stuff like that other doctors may or may not have touched and with my own brand of osteopathic perspective.

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